Larry King just beat a traffic ticket because the cowardly cop didn’t have the balls to face him in court … at least that’s the way Larry sees it. King went to court Wednesday to fight the ticket he got for talking on his cell phone while driving. Larry was ready for battle but it…

Eva Mendes has had a bad week … first rumors she’s split from the best looking guy on the planet, and now she gets stopped for talking on her cell phone … and the most humiliating part — by a bike cop. Eva was tooling around L.A. — we’re guessing talking to someone about Ryan…